Tuesday, February 27, 2018

ALL HAIL THOSE THIN, DOUR, SERIOUS NORWEGIANS!



I know you have been waiting for my Winter Olympics analysis.  Well, here it is (top five, only.)
                Total medals: Norway (39); Germany (31); Canada (29); U.S.A. (23); Netherlands (20)
When you weight the medals – 3 for gold, 2 for silver, 1 for bronze – the ranking is identical, BUT
If you consider populations and calculate total points per million residence the table looks like this:
                Norway (15.48); Switzerland (3.70); Sweden (3.43); Austria (3.09); Netherlands
The U.S.?  Somewhere south of Japan.  We have too many people.  But we can beat most of ‘em in surfing!
So all hail Norway: Lots of mountains, lots of snow, and a tiny population!
By the way:  I am in the process of moving here in Roadrunner, so the avalanche of blogs will be interrupted.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

THE ARC OF HUMAN EXISTENCE













This is not me




The arc of human existence, as exemplified by our means of locomotion:
                Baby carriage
                Tricycle
                Bicycle
                Automobile
                Motorcycle
                Automobile
                Bicycle
                Adult tricycle
                Wheelchair
                Ambulance
                And we will let it go at that.
This to inform you that I am shopping for an adult tricycle right now.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

My Sturdy Little Jeep is in Love

 
 
Carolyn and Fine Feathered Friend
 
Linda’s sister Carolyn has been visiting me here in Borrego Springs.  While she was here she did all the driving, including an enjoyable long visit to Joshua Tree National Park.  She managed the cranky 6-gear transmission of my jeep wrangler amazingly well; in fact, she tamed the difficult lower gears as well or better than any former jeep jockey of my acquaintance.  And she did some off-roading!  Come back, Carolyn, and stay awhile.  I’ll even let you drive up Rainbow Canyon!