Tuesday, July 30, 2019

OH, LORD!


Dinner

It seems now that all of my sins of table and tavern are destined to come back to haunt me!  I have only recently discovered that I am afflicted with an industrial-grade case of type 2 diabetes.  The probable cause is a lifetime of pushing the alcohol limit, probably assisted by my craving for red meat and fried foods.  Whatever; from now on I must eschew booze in any form; yes, sob, I am permanently on the wagon.  Furthermore, what I eat must change drastically.  This morning I had an interview with a very nice young nutritionist.  She didn’t give me meal plans; rather, she explained a pie diagram guiding my nutrient intake.  For instance the upper right quadrant contained suggested proteins – fish, lean red meat, beans, etc.  This I can handle.  However, sprawling across the left half of the pie was a list of vegetables that I must ingest – and nearly every entry was from my lifetime compilation of “foods to be avoided at all cost!” 
  
No more sugar, no more vodka, no more French fries, no more German chocolate cake!  Hello, carrot sticks.

And thus does Providence reward a life lived carelessly!

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