This needs no explanation
You know what Chia pets are, right? Well, I’ll bet you didn’t know you can get
one of Donald Trump, with green hair!
When I learned that I was so excited I started to order one for every member of my family, and all my friends as well. But then I thought: I always tell everyone
not to give me gifts – I have everything I need, and if something I want
suddenly crops up, I buy it. So, if you
had in mind giving me a Christmas present, please give it to Fred Hutch cancer
research instead:
SO, go buy your own damned Donald Trump Chia pet. Just don’t bother to show it to me.
Merry Christmas!
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